Forum Brawl

[=EoE=Aragost]

This is a simple forum game that you can play to entertain yourself.

I'll start:

*Aragost walk on the street*
*Aragost sees Jack on the other side of the street*
*Aragost throws a rock on Jack*
*Aragost runs away and hides in a dumpster in a ally*

[=EoE=Jack]

*Jack looks around confused*
*Jack sees a rock on the ground*
*Jack Pulls out his Handy Dandy DNA Kit*
*After Further Investigation Jack realizes who threw the "rock"*
*...Nato*
*Jack Goes to his Local Hardware Store and purchases a Hammer*
*Jack Pursues Nato*
*Ties Him Down*
*And hammers his left nut to a bloddy pulp*

[=EoE=Aragost]

*Aragost pokes Nato in the eye*
*Aragost runs away*
*Aragost grabs slingshot*
*Aragost hits Jack*
*Aragost walks away whistling*

[=EoE=Jack]

*Jack looks around in anger*
*Jack picks up the rock shot at him*
*Jack spits on the rock*
*Jack pisses on the rock*
*Jack poops on the rock*
*Jack Vomits on the rock*
*Jack aims at Aragost*
*Jack Throws...*
*Jack misses....*
*...OOps jack hit Nate*
*damn*

[=EoE=Aragost]

*Aragost points and laughs at Nate*
*Aragost puts a kick me sign on Nate*
*Aragost runs away*

[=EoE=Natesta]

*Nato finnaly heals his balls*
*nato looks t his watch*
*nato goes to jack's house in starfish island and goes inside*
*Nato locks the door*
*Nato puts his silencer on his M60 machine gun*
*Nato Shoots Jack 562 times*
*Nato leave a note on the doorstep to the cops "im not done with vice city"

[=EoE=Natesta]

*nato goes to aragost's car and drags a key along the side of his 1969 Corvette Stingray.*
*Nato puts a target on the gas tank chamber of aragosts car*
*nato blows up aragosts 80,000 car*
*nato finds aragost at his brothers wedding*
*nato snipe's aragosts brother in the head*
*Nato throws a note toward aragost and he doesnt see*
*Aragost reads "You're next unless you want to be my lackey.*

[=EoE=Jack]

*Jack wakes up hours later, with a Massive headache for some reason...*
*Jack goes to brush his teeth when he reaizes he has some holes in his favorite shirt*
"Damn l liked that shirt"
*Jack sees the note and notices Nato's letter*
*Jack goes to the mall*
*Jack picks up a steel toe boot at Boots Mart*
*Jack pays with his Visa ($23.96) "Visa, everywhere you need to be"*
*Jack knocks on Nato's door "i got some cookies neighbor"*
*Jack busts open the door with his boot*
*Jack doesnt see Nato, Jack does see a little poodle, with a collar (Lil' Nate)*
*Jack Smiles*
*Jack winds up his his leg...*
*... Jack kicks Lil' Nate so hard he gets his Foot stuck in the inner cavities of the Dogs Small Anus*
*Jack Walks away hearing a peculiar bark every step he takes*

[=EoE=Jack]

*Jack goes to Aragost's House, wondering why there is a dead corpse on his Boot?*
*Jack knocks on Aragosts door*
*Jack leaves a note*
"Dear Aragost,
This Is Natesta, you know me that dork that wishes he was Blackjack, well i think you smell like poo and have a small small microscopic penis. And i hope i spelled that wrond beacuse you dont deserve to have words spelled right you punk.
Love,
Nate

[=EoE=Aragost]

*Aragost goes to sleep in a hotel all scared and trying to hide*
*Aragost Locks doors tightly*

[=EoE=Natesta]

*Nate goes to the mall*
*Nate finds Jack*
*Nate Stabs jack in the nutz*
*Nate Rips Jack open*
*Nate ends jacks life by ripping his heart out*
*Nate pulls out a .44 python*
*Nate shoots himself in the head*

[=EoE=Natesta]

*Nate wakes up 2 months later*
*Wondering how he survived a .44 bullet*
*Nate goes to ocean view hotel*
*Nate finds Aragost playing Atari 600 in his room*
*Nate goes to aragost without him knowing and puts a .44 to his head and cocks the hammer back.*
*Nate says "you should have been my lackey"*
*Nate pulls the trigger and watches brains splatter all over the wall*
*Nate walks away without a care in his life unless jack somehow survived again...*

[=EoE=Aragost]

*Aragost wakes up in hospital*
*Aragost reads note Nate left him(written by jack)*
*Aragost sees that he has robot head due to .44 of Nate*
*Aragost goes to Military Base....*

PS:

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[=EoE=Natesta]

*Nato finds Aragost in the military for nate getting drafted*
*nate points at aragost with a M60*
*nate says long time no see*
*Nate give mercy on aragosts soul and drafts aragost in*
*Nate says "I'll let you go, under on condition.*
*Aragost says "Wuts that"*
*Nate says "make sure jack is dead, and so is his family*
*Aragost walks away to look for Jack*
*Nate smiles grimly as aragost walks away*

[=EoE=Aragost]

*Aragost enters Admiral*
*Aragost drives to Jacks House*
*Aragost drives Admiral on Jacks House*
*Aragost jumps out trying to look cool but trips on a big piece of rock*
*Aragost cracks his Robot Head*
*Aragost faints*