|
Post by =EoE=Aragost on Aug 27, 2006 20:34:05 GMT -5
This is a simple forum game that you can play to entertain yourself.
I'll start:
*Aragost walk on the street* *Aragost sees Jack on the other side of the street* *Aragost throws a rock on Jack* *Aragost runs away and hides in a dumpster in a ally*
|
|
|
Post by =EoE=Jack on Sept 2, 2006 15:01:03 GMT -5
*Jack looks around confused* *Jack sees a rock on the ground* *Jack Pulls out his Handy Dandy DNA Kit* *After Further Investigation Jack realizes who threw the "rock"* *...Nato* *Jack Goes to his Local Hardware Store and purchases a Hammer* *Jack Pursues Nato* *Ties Him Down* *And hammers his left nut to a bloddy pulp*
|
|
|
Post by =EoE=Aragost on Sept 3, 2006 17:54:52 GMT -5
*Aragost pokes Nato in the eye* *Aragost runs away* *Aragost grabs slingshot* *Aragost hits Jack* *Aragost walks away whistling*
|
|
|
Post by =EoE=Jack on Sept 3, 2006 20:26:23 GMT -5
*Jack looks around in anger* *Jack picks up the rock shot at him* *Jack spits on the rock* *Jack pisses on the rock* *Jack poops on the rock* *Jack Vomits on the rock* *Jack aims at Aragost* *Jack Throws...* *Jack misses....* *...OOps jack hit Nate* *damn*
|
|
|
Post by =EoE=Aragost on Sept 3, 2006 20:27:49 GMT -5
*Aragost points and laughs at Nate* *Aragost puts a kick me sign on Nate* *Aragost runs away*
|
|
|
Post by =EoE=Natesta on Sept 3, 2006 20:30:14 GMT -5
*Nato finnaly heals his balls* *nato looks t his watch* *nato goes to jack's house in starfish island and goes inside* *Nato locks the door* *Nato puts his silencer on his M60 machine gun* *Nato Shoots Jack 562 times* *Nato leave a note on the doorstep to the cops "im not done with vice city"
|
|
|
Post by =EoE=Natesta on Sept 3, 2006 20:37:34 GMT -5
*nato goes to aragost's car and drags a key along the side of his 1969 Corvette Stingray.* *Nato puts a target on the gas tank chamber of aragosts car* *nato blows up aragosts 80,000 car* *nato finds aragost at his brothers wedding* *nato snipe's aragosts brother in the head* *Nato throws a note toward aragost and he doesnt see* *Aragost reads "You're next unless you want to be my lackey.*
|
|
|
Post by =EoE=Jack on Sept 3, 2006 20:38:43 GMT -5
*Jack wakes up hours later, with a Massive headache for some reason...* *Jack goes to brush his teeth when he reaizes he has some holes in his favorite shirt* "Damn l liked that shirt" *Jack sees the note and notices Nato's letter* *Jack goes to the mall* *Jack picks up a steel toe boot at Boots Mart* *Jack pays with his Visa ($23.96) "Visa, everywhere you need to be"* *Jack knocks on Nato's door "i got some cookies neighbor"* *Jack busts open the door with his boot* *Jack doesnt see Nato, Jack does see a little poodle, with a collar (Lil' Nate)* *Jack Smiles* *Jack winds up his his leg...* *... Jack kicks Lil' Nate so hard he gets his Foot stuck in the inner cavities of the Dogs Small Anus* *Jack Walks away hearing a peculiar bark every step he takes*
|
|
|
Post by =EoE=Jack on Sept 3, 2006 20:43:09 GMT -5
*Jack goes to Aragost's House, wondering why there is a dead corpse on his Boot?* *Jack knocks on Aragosts door* *Jack leaves a note* "Dear Aragost, This Is Natesta, you know me that dork that wishes he was Blackjack, well i think you smell like poo and have a small small microscopic penis. And i hope i spelled that wrond beacuse you dont deserve to have words spelled right you punk. Love, Nate
|
|
|
Post by =EoE=Aragost on Sept 3, 2006 20:44:26 GMT -5
*Aragost goes to sleep in a hotel all scared and trying to hide* *Aragost Locks doors tightly*
|
|
|
Post by =EoE=Natesta on Sept 3, 2006 20:47:02 GMT -5
*Nate goes to the mall* *Nate finds Jack* *Nate Stabs jack in the nutz* *Nate Rips Jack open* *Nate ends jacks life by ripping his heart out* *Nate pulls out a .44 python* *Nate shoots himself in the head*
|
|
|
Post by =EoE=Natesta on Sept 3, 2006 20:55:50 GMT -5
*Nate wakes up 2 months later* *Wondering how he survived a .44 bullet* *Nate goes to ocean view hotel* *Nate finds Aragost playing Atari 600 in his room* *Nate goes to aragost without him knowing and puts a .44 to his head and cocks the hammer back.* *Nate says "you should have been my lackey"* *Nate pulls the trigger and watches brains splatter all over the wall* *Nate walks away without a care in his life unless jack somehow survived again...*
|
|
|
Post by =EoE=Aragost on Sept 4, 2006 12:42:11 GMT -5
*Aragost wakes up in hospital* *Aragost reads note Nate left him(written by jack)* *Aragost sees that he has robot head due to .44 of Nate* *Aragost goes to Military Base....*
PS:
OMGZORSSOMEONELOWERDMYKARMA!!!11
|
|
|
Post by =EoE=Natesta on Sept 8, 2006 19:13:01 GMT -5
*Nato finds Aragost in the military for nate getting drafted* *nate points at aragost with a M60* *nate says long time no see* *Nate give mercy on aragosts soul and drafts aragost in* *Nate says "I'll let you go, under on condition.* *Aragost says "Wuts that"* *Nate says "make sure jack is dead, and so is his family* *Aragost walks away to look for Jack* *Nate smiles grimly as aragost walks away*
|
|
|
Post by =EoE=Aragost on Sept 8, 2006 19:18:56 GMT -5
*Aragost enters Admiral* *Aragost drives to Jacks House* *Aragost drives Admiral on Jacks House* *Aragost jumps out trying to look cool but trips on a big piece of rock* *Aragost cracks his Robot Head* *Aragost faints*
|
|